The Sri Lankan Budget The country was in a terrible state, Parliament sat for a budget debate, It was quite a few moments before Chandrika spoke, Then she said "sex will be taxed five bucks a poke" Whether you 're long, skimpy or thick, The tax will be paid on the use of your prick, Then Anuruddha said, "Girl look here, will the tax apply to the boys who are queer?". Mangala rose and looked rather glum, "Will I be exempt because I like bum"? Chandrika replied and sounded rather airy, "you'll pay double you dirty old fairy". Up rose Anura to a tremendous applause, He grabbed Srimani and stripped off her draws, He straddled her and then staffed her at will, Then shouted "Shrimani put that on your bill". Ashroff then shouted , "I think I'll resign, I haven't had sex in a very long time, I dream every night of juicy crotch But at five bucks a go,that's too bloody much. The debate carried on,oh! What a sight Kadirigamar was wanking the whole of the night, M.P's were cumming,the speaker came at last And in the excitement the dumb bill got passed. So now in the bedrooms of Sri Lanka at night, There's many a fanny that's closed good and tight, They're taxing our booze and taxing our smokes, And now the bastards are taxing our pokes If five bucks a grind is what we must pay It is now with ourselves ,we must play To quench our frustrations we must have a wank And for the state of the country we've Chandrika to thank!