Sri Lankan chicken jokes
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road ?

(Sri Lankan style)

Chandrika Kumaranatunga:
It was a result of the 17 year rule of the UNP. I will appoint a commission to look into that matter.

Ranil Wickramasinghe:
The UNP as a national party will oppose any such move by any chicken to cross roads.
We will hold a Satyagraha, and file a violation of fundamental rights case in the supreme court!!

The chicken didn't actually cross the road. I can prove this to you by using the statistics released
by the Central Bank. There have been such instances in other developing countries as well.... The chicken shows very good economic growth.

The chicken crossed the road to end the 17 year old curse of bribery, corruption, and terror...
Upon reaching the other side of the road, the chicken will ensure a new era of prosperity.... and a real difference.

Mangala Samaraweera:
There aren't any chicken crossing any roads. It is a deliberate lie woven by the United National Party
to defame the government of her excellency Chandrika B. Kumaranatunga.

Anuruddha Ratwatte:
The road will be crossed within a matter of months. (after four years): The chicken has
crossed 96% of the road, the rest will be crossed within a couple of months.

Anura Bandaranaika:
The chicken crossed the road so that it could be in the opposition.

Ask the chicken to come back immediately. Otherwise we will withdraw all
support to any chicken...

Arjuna Ranatunga:
Actually, I thought that it was a pretty good road to cross... so I thought of inviting the chicken to cross....I think we'd have a better chance chasing it... that's what the boys like to do.

Sanath Jayasuriya:
Err.. yes. The road was coming to the chicken.... So I just thought I will go there and start crossing...
Yes, I enjoyed crossing the road. Yes. Thank you.

Romesh Kaluwitharana:
Arrr yes, I just did my usual thing... Yes, it was a very good road to cross. I enjoyed it. Yes. Thanks.
Yes. Thank you.

Aravinda De Silva:
Well, I thought that it was a very good road to cross. The road came to the chicken fairly well...
and the road was turning a bit as well... I just went there and concentrated on crossing the road....
I enjoyed crossing it. I thought that the boys helped me a lot too.... I couldn't have crossed the road without them....

Muttiah Muralitharan:
Yes, it was a turning road... I think it helped the chicken a lot. I
enjoyed crossing the chicken...

Tony Greig:
Oh, these Sri Lankan chicken... these guys are marvelous.. these chicken from Sri Lanka...
I love to see them crossing the road... they are so full of enthusiasm & energy... They are the best.