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Rooters News Flash - New Political Symbol for New UNP
Rooters News Flash - New Political Symbol for New UNP
COLOMBO -- Ranil Wickramasinghe announced yesterday that the UNP is changing it's emblem from an elephant to a condom, for the forthcoming Presidential Elections because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance and the nation's future

Elephants are bloated, slow to respond, charge indisciriminately at
well meaning elephant lovers and are almost extinct.

A Condom, however, is a symbol of the new "young" UNP and it also stands up to inflation, halts wasteful production, encourages worry free cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks and gives a sense of security while screwing others.

He added that the party would use studded "rough rider" condoms
when campaigning in areas dominated by militants and young boys in boarding schools.



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