the ocean where the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Sri Lankan men and 1 Sri Lankan woman
One month later on this absolutely stunning desert
island in the middle of nowhere, the following has
One Italian man killed the other Italian man
for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are
living happily together in a "menage a trois."
The two German men have a strict weekly
schedule of when they copulate with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other
and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for
The Bulgarian men took a long look at the
endless ocean and one look at the Bulgarian woman and
they started swimming.
The Irish began by dividing up their island
into Northern Island and Southern Island and then
set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is
in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after
the first few pints of coconut whiskey, but at
least the English are not getting any.
The two American men are considering suicide
while the American woman keeps on talking about
her body being her own, the true nature of
feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the
necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household
chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and
treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother
is improving. But at least the taxes are low and it is not raining.
The 2 Sri Lankan men are still waiting for someone
to introduce them to the Sri Lankan woman.