Sri Lankan Chewing Gum: GeckoCentral
Sri Lankan Chewing Gum:
A Srilankan is calmly having his breakfast when an American,
typically chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Srilankan
ignores the American who begins to chat:
The American : Do you eat that bread-entirely?
The Srilankan : Of course!
The American : We do not. We only eat the inner part, the crust
is put in a container, later processed, transformed into flour and
then sold to Srilanka. The Srilankan says nothing.
The American continues : Do you eat this jam with the bread?
The Srilankan repeats : Of course.
The American : We do not. We eat our fresh fruits for the breakfast,
we keep all the peels and seeds in the containers. Later we
process it, and transform it into jelly and than we sell it to Srilanka.
The Srilankan asks: And what do you do with the condoms after you use them?
American: We throw them away, of course!
Srilankan : We do not. We keep them in containers, process them,
transform them into chewing gum and then sell it to the United States.


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