The Unbreakable Laws of Hindi Films: GeckoCentral
The Unbreakable Laws of Hindi Films

1) A man will show no pain while taking the most
ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to cleanse his wounds.

2) If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be
thrown through it before long.

3) The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine (vice
versa) unless they first perform a dance number in
the rain.

4) Once applied, make-up is permanant whether in the rain or any other season condition.

5) Village girls who live among cows and sheep have perfect
skin and teeth.

6) A large group of gundas can be shooting at the hero, but
he will never be hit, unless of course he is
attempting to save the heroine.

7) A large group of gundas can be shooting at the hero with
machine guns, yet they will always miss. Every shot the
hero takes from his small revolver will knock down at
least ten opponents in a line.

8) If you decide to start dancing in a field, everyone you
bump into will know all the steps, and will be wearing
matching outfits.

9) It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a
patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in
a threatening manner until you have knocked out their
predecessors.

10) In the final scene, the hero will discover that the bad
guy who he is up against is actually his brother
and the maid who looked after him is his mother and the chief
inspector is his father and the Judge is actually his uncle
and so forth.

12) Key English word used in the movie (usually said out loud
between sentences) are : No problem !, My God !,
Get Out !, Shut-up !, Impossible !, Please forgive me ! You
Bloody Bastard!!

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