Laughing about gas....
Apuhamy Uncle was booked on a flight to London from Colombo. But as
this was his first time in an aeroplane, he made a few preparations that
were out of place. When the stewardess came around to take orders
for the in-flight meal, Uncle declared loudly, "I have brought my own
lunch. Make sure you don't charge me for food and drinks!"

So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, Uncle began
spreading out his own home-cooked meal. The man sitting next to
him was an English history researcher, who was curious about the food.
"Excuse me, what is that drink?" he asked. Uncle picked up the
yoghurt-based Moru drink and said, "Milk of Lanka!"

Then Uncle took out Kiribath and started feasting. "And what is
that dish?" asked the curious Englishman . "Rice of Lanka !" replied
Appuhamy Uncle proudly.

Finally, Uncle took out some Wattalapam dessert. He offered some to
the Englishman. "What is it?" asked the Englishman "Sweet of Lanka!
Replied Appuhamy Uncle.

After the meal, everyone was settling down when there was a loud
Pooooooooooot!" from Uncle "What the bloody hell was that?" asked the Englishman,
holding his nose in disgust. Appuhamy Uncle replied coolly,
"That's AIR LANKA!"

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